How to win a capricorn man? I am an Aries, My Mom is an Aries and my Dad is a Capricorn. They were a bad combo. I always went for the opposite sign Cancer but it would never work out. I am starting to find Capricorns attractive which scares me. I know Capricorns cannot stand rude jokes and I make rude jokes all the time but I will stop and pay the price if its a really hot cappy like the one I am crushing on right now.